Don’t You Dare Copy My Profile

People who post pointless threats about anyone copying their often boring personal ads and profiles. [...]

Criticizing Tops

Some sadists, Doms and Dommes are crazy and unrealistic. Acknowledging that does dismiss the joy or submitting to a sane top. [...]

Master Nice Guy Finishes Last

Do vanilla men who post profiles on BDSM dating sites understand that people are looking to be hurt and degraded? [...]

LOL!

How some tops and dominants make their profiles sound foolish and ignorant. [...]

Thirty Pages of Slave Rules

30 pages of slave protocols and regulations mean that the master is writing fantasy not the basis for a real BDSM relationship. [...]

Master Very Confused

Male dominant posts several profiles with minor, meaningless variations among them. [...]

Mistress Stupid

What if an illiterate, careless, even stupid Mistress or Master writes to you expressing interest? [...]

Paranoid Masochist

Possibly innocent man inspires extreme fear in experienced but suddenly timid masochistic submissive male. [...]

Christmas Season Profiles

Too many empty personal ads. A man with a blank profile writes to me. What did I do wrong? [...]

Fascism Fantasies

BDSM Master as mind-controlling Orwellian world dictator with a society of slaves. [...]