I’ve alluded to multiple profiles – and my own use of them – before. Recently as if in solution to an invisible puzzle I ran across a serial profile writer.
(If the profile names are in use by someone online it is merely coincidence.)
From an issue of Honcho.
Many months back Master 4 Real Slaves wrote that he guaranteed male slaves three things: nourishing food, shelter to keep out the weather and trips to the doctor. Everything else about the slave’s life would be determined by his whim with no option for disagreement. It was a good fantasy profile actually, though clearly he was really looking for someone.
Later Master 4 Slave Animals appeared. The master was – presumably still is – looking for a slave that acknowledged its inferiority. He had quite an authoritarian setup in mind. Diet, clothing, even sleeping position would be controlled. And:
Waste removal: when, where, and how you will be allowed to defecate or urinate.
The master is retired and has nothing else to do with his time. And again I’ll admit it made for good wanking matter.
Who should come along but Master 4 Born Slaves. He was in a loquacious mood when he wrote this profile, sharing such details as the “nice mushroom head” of his penis.
The profile is quite a mix. This profile is as totalitarian as the preceding two. But he addresses the importance of shared interests and the mechanics of relocation. There’s enough good sense that if he guy understood negotiation and safewords and lived nearby I’d at least be interested in a play date.
It was with the third profile I noticed that all three were from the same small city, and gave the same height, weight and age. I started digging.
And discovered Master 4 Female Slaves. This profile didn’t seem nearly as heated up as the ones addressed to men.
And – behold – Master 4 Blacks. Same guy for sure, this time looking for cyber cock worship by African-American men.
There were at least a couple more but they had no outstanding characteristics.
I also felt I found a slave profile by the guy. Seeking – yes! – absolute control.
This man is easily mocked. But I understand his struggle.
I’ve written many profiles (without having them all up at once) trying to capture the nuances of what I’d like. And I’m open to a variety of things. More so than most people.
But profiles that express complicated sexuality confuse, even repel people. I’m often tempted to dismiss the confused reader but that only limits my already slim chances.
How many profiles do you have?
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A vanilla profile and a kinky profile. And real frustration that I can’t refer people who like the writing on one of them to the other.
Multiple websites, with no links between, out of a long-outdated sense of privacy (I started them before I retired, years ago.)
Which is why, even though I run an on-line based business, I am super wary of people I meet on the web. So many personae, so many ways to play games, so many posers.
It’s downright fuckin’ scary at times.